Spelling Beeeeeeeeeeeeee

If it isnt apparent that I fucking hate spelling than you arent remotely literate. But the shit was on ESPN, so I watched it. Im looking to find a website that has a prop on whether an indian wins this thing. Im thinking it should go off around -375, and I would still lay the heavy wood rather than betting against the new deligh battallion. You have to understand, these people live to obey English rule. We fucking showed the shits who the men were and excised that demon in like the seventeenhundreds. The Indians just took the shit, even making a display out of their ability to take shit peacefully. Now we ask them to have a competition where they show off a complete knowledge of the rules of our language, shits not even close to fair.
I feel like they need to have heads up matches in this shit we can bet on. How much more fun would this be if they made it like the NCAA basketball tournament and announced a bracket of 64 like a week before the shit went down. Id run a pool and so would you, dont lie to yourself. As long as there was a legitimate selection committee that had done their homework, the seeds would make it obvious which way to shade your action. Plus, if you had the inside word on a trotter that sniffed her armpits before spelling and screaming, you might be the guy with the cinderella five seed taking down the trophy. After all was said and done, an indian with braces went home with the grammar school crown. Shit was somewhat anti climatic and would have been far more dominant if they each had to present a word to the other then write down their word and their opponents. It would all come down to who had better kill moves, and shit would be a battle out there. I think I would lose to an average fifth grader if put in that fray, cause I would just keep saying the word “vehicular”. I dont know why I like the word so much, but once the kid caught on my shit would be sunk.
So I broke all of my resolutions. Except the drinking one, I havent been drinking. But I didnt go to work, I lost a bunch of money gambling, and Ive been high all day. The shit starts for real tommorrow, but tonight just seemed a little too much like a vacation extention. Really if you dont go in to work, you are kind of on vacation. So shit didnt count. Tommorrow Im gonna buckle down and find out how the fuck to make rent when you dont have nearly the funds necessary. Im thinking I might just collect my roommate’s shares and bet the minimum I need to make the difference on black, if it loses double it and so on. I have seen the strategy attempted many times and I even heard that the maloofs made payroll at the palms one month with that strategy at another casino. Shit would be pretty dominant.

Spelling Beeeeeeeeeeeeee

Post a comment