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Never a good sign when you wake up in the morning and see multiple deposit approvals in your inbox. Even worse when you check your account balance for that very same gambling website and you are at precisely zero dollars and zero cents. Best I can figure, I was playing heads up for 50 bucks a game until I had blown through 150. I remember moments, such as the fact that I started out hot, beating the same guy twice in a row on big calls with marginal hands. But I also remember pissing the rest of it away and the computer prompting me to deposit more, that sly son of a bitch. All I have to do is click that button, and I get to play more poker? Click.
The silver lining is that I won a 4 dollar satalite that gets me in to a 200 dollar buy in tourney on sunday night. I think I was passively playing in the thing while I put most of my money in action at heads up. By the time I had emptied my online wallet, I realized that I was still in the satalite and it was down to like 80 from an original 200+ with rebuys. Buy in pool was 1400 and something and I was the chip leader from 30 people left until the end. At the final table I would put the big blind all in every hand and when I was getting calls I was hitting cards, otherwise I was stealing like a white guy on cherokee land. Since the top 5 all got the same prize of a seat in this tourney, no one in their right mind would call me off a big stack, and I just got to bully the shit out of it. I probably eliminated 20 of the last 30 to go out, and was sitting on 240,000 at the end, about 60% of all the chips in play.
So to go along with my list of deposits there was the letter telling me that I had won this satilite which technically means I won money on the night. If there was a way to cash out the two bills instead of play this tourney, I clearly would, but that option not being available means Im gonna have to buck up and take it the fuck down. When it comes time to watch the Bay 101 WPT event on the travel channel, it is likely that I will be at the head of the table with a mountain of chips and when they cut to me giving a mini biography its going to go something like this. “Me and my buddy nate split what remained of a handle of Jack Daniels and old jack turned my four dollars into millions. Any of you kids out there watching who want to become great poker players, like me, drink more hard liquor.”

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