Drunkpoker.com

I’m thinking a great business idea would be drunkpoker.com. You could set up an online poker site where you were only allowed to play if you were intoxicated, and mail any of your potential clients computerized breathalyzers free with their first deposit. That way you could require them to blow at least the legal limit in order to sit in a game. I just think it would level the playing field a little more and would help to alleviate the current online poker fallacies I experience. As I’m sure everyone else in my demographic has experienced, I do very well playing poker online sober, but once I build up a stack I inevitably come home drunk one night and play the highest limit tables available. Ill be ten Washington apples deep and hitting the raise button involuntarily because no one knows to follow bill waltons only piece of advice better than a drunk, “Keep attacking”. Regardless, drunkpoker.com would clearly be a success and the computerized breathalyzer could be used to set high scores as well as get you into the poker room. We could also rig a bunch of pop ups to impale our users if they blew high enough to be 99% likely to want to view porn, in other words all of our users. Of course designated blowers is the loophole, but do you understand you would have to force a friend to get drunk and blow into a tube in your home computer, or pay a bum to do so. It would essentially create a market for drunks which is nothing but a positive externality. Depending upon how high they blow the first time, there will be a countdown until they have to resubmit and if they fail their sobriety test then they will be allowed to finish out the hand and asked to leave.

Drunkpoker.com

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